United Meets a Whore in Dorey Park

I met a whore at Dorey Park 
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore at Dorey Park 
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore at Dorwy Park 
She said hey united, you wanna park?
Refrain:
Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.
I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe, 
she said hey United you're way to low.
Refrain
I put my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her knee, 
she said hey United you're kiddin' me
Refrain
I put my hand upon her thigh
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her thigh, 
she said hey United you're way to shy
Refrain
I put my hand upon her tit
ya ho ya ho

I put my hand upon her tit
ya ho ya
I put my hand upon her tit
she said, "hey United, you're getting it!"
Refrain
I put my hand upon her twat
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her twat
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her twat, 
she said hey United you hit the spot
Refrain
I put my johnson in her mouth
yo ho, yo ho,
I put my johnson in her mouth
yo ho, yo ho,
I put my johnson in her mouth,
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...burb
Refrain
I put her in a wooden box
ya ho, ya ho
I put her in a wooden box
ya ho, ya ho
I put her in a wooden box, 
from havin' too many United cocks
Refrain
I dig her up every now and then
ya ho, ya ho
I dig her up every now and then
ya ho, ya ho
I dig her up every now and then, 
she did us before she'll do us again
Refrain
Now  United we went to hell
ya ho, ya ho
Now United we went to hell
ya ho, ya ho
Now United we went to hell, 
so we fucked the devil and his wives as well
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

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