"What the "F" was that?
--Mayor of Hiroshima 1945
"Where did all these "F"ing Indians come from?
--General Custer
"Any "F"ing idiot could understand that"
--Albert Einstein
"It does so "F"ing look like her!"
--Pablo Picasso
"How the "F" did you work that out?"
--Pythagoras
"You want WHAT on the "F'ing ceiling?"
--Michaelangelo
"I don't suppose it's gonna "F"ing rain?"
--Joan of Arc
"Scattered "F"ing rain my ass?"
--Noah
"I need this parade like I need a "F"ing hole in my head."
--John F. Kennedy
"Who the "F" is going to know?"
--Bill Clinton
Ever wonder where the "F" word came from? Well, in ancient England fornication and baby making had to be under the consent of the King. So, when a fortunate couple got permission to have sex, they were required to hang a sign on their door stating Fornication Under the Consent of the King. So now you know where the "F" word came from.
Fcuknig amzanig, huh?